Mmmmmmangoes at The Forks! For Real!

In my last post on the produce stand at The Forks, I mentioned that I didn’t think they should be displaying mushy mangoes, shrunken kiwis, and/or Kraft Dinner above local tomatoes.  Then I received a bunch of comments, some of which were too zesty to publish, calling me all sorts of things that kinda hurt my feelings.

I spent I while working on writing stinging rebuffs, but the process was damaging to my karma. Eventually, I decided to just publish these photos, say “Thank You”, take a small amount of credit even if I don’t deserve it, and move on.

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Pardon the blurry/overexposed photos, I was on the move.

You see, it appears someone is not only listening, but open to change.  I revisited Casa Bella yesterday, fearful that I would be recognized and pelted with a dessicated tropical fruit, but it would appear that the problems I highlighted last week were, ahem, solved. In fact, all that produce was looking at least as pert as at the grocery store, and there were some great looking local lima beans.  Nary an overripe mango, kiwi, or banana in sight.

And when the produce I see gets me thinking ‘dinner’, I start appreciating all the other vendors at The Forks even more. Suddenly the cinnamon buns from Tall Grass Prairie Bakery smell irresistible, and the local pickles from Grass Roots Prairie Kitchen bring back fond memories of my grandmother’s pantry.  I am torn on a snack: a dosa from A Taste of Sri Lanka, a roti from Bindy’s, a hot dog from Skinner’s, or perogies from Yudyta’s?

Or should I just grab some sparkling wine from Fenton’s, go home and sit in the gazebo with my wonderful husband, and raise a toast to that lowly rutabaga who started it all?

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This is NOT Really a Market

Think again.

If you would like an example of how a few misguided souls can ruin the efforts of a dozen wiser people, check out the Forks Not-Really-A-Market. You’ve got a wonderful bakery, a dedicated cheesemonger, a knowledgeable wine merchant, and some super ethnic eateries.  Then you have the Petri dish that is the Tutti Frutti produce stand.

We all know that locals don’t buy their groceries at the Forks.  Why is that?  It’s a sunny architectural space, it’s central, and there’s free parking.  It sells some great local products.

It’s probably because the produce is revolting.  You’ll never lure people back with fruit flies. If Winnipeggers can’t reliably get onions, or mushrooms, or decent fruit at The Forks, they are not going to stop in there in the middle of the Drive at Five to get groceries.

On his blog, Chef Alex from Bistro 7 1/4 has commented that it is the lack of competition at the Forks which allows for slippage in quality. But I think it is a little more than that:  great produce, displayed artfully, is the anchor of markets around the world. The Forks management’s failure to banish the inedible produce suggests to me that they haven’t embraced the true mandate of a food market.  I don’t really want handmade mugs or crocheted booties.  I want fresh food. Moldy oranges won’t cut it.

Why not live up to the moniker of “Unique, Local, Daily”?  Why not turn the Forks into a daily stop for the people who live here, rather than a souvenir-shop for tourists who came to visit Aunt Arlene?  This is a province of farmers, First Nations peoples with a history of living from the land, and immigrants (who probably had way better markets in their country of origin).  Don’t try to tell me we wouldn’t patronize a beautiful central market, done right.

Shame on You

Consider this with a conversation I had with the Tutti Frutti vendor today:

90 year old Rutabaga

90 year old Rutabaga - Aerial View

Zolli (holding a way past its prime dessicated rutabega in her right hand):  Do you know what this is?

Vendor: Yeah, it’s a rutabega.

Zolli: So you know it’s completely inedible, right?  It shouldn’t be out on display.

Vendor: Well, it’s not totally rotten.  (No word of a lie, that’s what he said).

Zolli: Sure, but would you eat it?

Vendor (furrowed brow): Yeah, they should probably be taken off display.

Slimy Onions

Zolli (holding rotten green onions in her left hand):  And you know these are completely rotten too, right?

Vendor: Yeah, but they’re on sale.

Zolli: Why don’t I take these off your hands for you?

They actually took my money for food they admitted was rotten

Vendor: That will be 66 cents.

Mr. Tutti Frutti, shame on you.  May you be forced to eat the food you sell.

There is a Whole Shelf of these! How could this be cost effective?

This onion was in the bin so long, it thought it was in the ground

Flaccid Cabbage

Moldy Onions

Rotten Lettuce #1

Rotten Lettuce #2

Decomposing Oranges 'For Sale'

Yellow Parsley

Are these portabellos supposed to be dehydrated?